Funny SMS

Agr Koi Apky DiL py Dastak Dy To Foran Darwaza Nai Kholna chahye, ku Ky Kuch Logon Ki Aadat Bachon Jesi Hoti Hai, Dastak Dy Ky Bhag Jate Hain.
Duniya K Ziyada-tar Currency Notes Per Aadmi Ki Tasveer Hoti Hai, Magar,, In Per Qabza Aurton Ka Hi Hota Hai..
Married men live longer than single men do, but, married men are a lot more willing to die.
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked How much pay... Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free... :-)
Laughing is the best the medicine. But, if you are laughing without a reason, you need medicine
Saying Funny jokes boost up the people immunity process as body relaxes after every good moment of your life.
What's the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune? . .. ... In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.
Is Garmi Me Subha Ka Nikla Hua Agar Shaam Ko Ghar Aaye To Usay "Bhoola" Nahi Balke "Bhuna Hua" Kehty Hen..!

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