Mathematics SMS

‘I love you’ is a mathematical function where ‘I love’ is constant and ‘you’ is a variable..:p:p
Have you heard about the mathematical plant? It has square roots
‘Here is a mathematical rule: Expectations from Allah 100% + Expectations from Duniya 0%= 100% No Disappointments.
Full form of maths M=mentally A=admited T=teacher H=harassing S=students
Power of Mathematics One day a box wasn’t opening. Lawyer came, applied all laws but it didn’t open Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didn’t open Physician came, applied all forces but no change Even the biologist failed mathematician came & said . . . Let’s Suppose the Box is Open
Power of Mathematics One day a box wasn’t opening. Lawyer came, applied all laws but it didn’t open Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didn’t open Physician came, applied all forces but no change Even the biologist failed mathematician came & said . . . Let’s Suppose the Box is Open
Power of Mathematics One day a box wasn’t opening. Lawyer came, applied all laws but it didn’t open Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didn’t open Physician came, applied all forces but no change Even the biologist failed mathematician came & said . . . Let’s Suppose the Box is Open
A motorist hit a sparrow. He took the unconscious bird and put it in a cage with bread and water Bird wakes up,looks around n screams Thalle jail! Avan chattha

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